Courtney Stodden and her massive and silly breast implants that were totally unnecessary, but that was a product of the times, she was tabloid fodder when tabloid fodder mattered, when it went viral, before it became instagram everything and the tabloid fodder because people desperately trying to be tabloid fodder, if anything they were competing to be tabloid fodder…”IF ONLY THE TABLOIDS FEATURED ME”….you know Kardashian Dreams…all these low levels have…

Which means that Stodden, who may have made a few missteps along the way, some that we’ve been able to jerk off to….from sex tapes with legit porn companies..to other bottom feeder moves in efforts to maintain her position as tabloid fodder….but I have been a fan of this TEEN bride all along…

I guess we all make missteps, mine was about 10 years ago when I got invited to the Stodden Halloween party by her PR guy, which I didn’t run to the dumpster to collect cans to buy myself a flight to get to, even though it would have been a lucrative and erotic panty raid when no one noticed me at the event, since no one notices me anywhere…

I have hope for more Stodden and this nude selfie is a start, you know showing off the designer bags to let you know she may not be relevant anymore, but she’s still rich enough for 1000 dollar bagss…you peasants..

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