I don’t know how major this is, or if it has happened before, I am actually the worst of the celebrity perver-azzi sites , even though I am the last standing one from the old guard, which isn’t necessarily something to be proud of since no one even knows the site exists, and the other fuckers get all the traffic, as they probably should, because they care about celebrity, when all I’ve done is shit on celebrity, because these celebs are shit…

But I do like movies and mindlessly streaming garbage shows that brainwash me and put me in a trance from my couch now that I officially gave up on leaving the house…

I do like being a critic of how bullshit the stars out there who are usually not that impressive, you know calling them out for being garbage…so that other people realize they should not FALSE IDOL THESE people.

I know that no one cares about my rants about the fall of society and pop culture when I am putting up pics of these industry puppets….but that’s where we are at now…

So yeah, not sure if this is the first time Elle Fanning, Dakota’s more famous sister…who I guess is getting paid more than a stripper to pull out her tit….more than an only fans tit pic….more than an edgy fashion shoot to show her tit…

This is traditional tit flashing of the stars….in the movies the way it is SUPPOSED to be.

So this is probably a big deal to the Elle Fanning fans out there, and I like a skinny rich chick with some manageable tits…MY kind of thing so I am happy with this performance…give her an OSCAR like they’ll give LOHAN an OSCAR now that they are pushing her comeback. I called that one a decade ago…maybe I’m the prophet, or maybe they are just fucking obvious…

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