Pia Mia Perez has gone back to GUAM to show off her new face to all her friends and family, because that’s what happens when you leave for the mainland, become an OnlyFans girl, and buy into that whole instagram Kardashian look of MUPPET FACE…

Just think of all the people who hit their Christmas dinner confusing their small town family members with whatever the fuck they did in the big city when learning how to fit in and live the dreams of low level sex work…

Selling nudes to fans, sugar baby-ing, you know all that fun soulless demonic work in exchange for stupid amounts of money….only for your Uncle to say “hot tits, but I thought you were a dude”….

Obviously not in Pia Mia’s case, unless she was born a dude, if you’ve been to Southeast Asia you may be more skeptical of her origin story…

I just mean in general…Christmas after a pandemic will involve a lot of dinners with newly minted chicks that were once dudes…

INDOCTRINATION IS REAL…

What a world…

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