My wife is fat and I feel it gives me something that I can relate to Americans on, so it’s not all bad that I can’t handle the smell of her disgusting ass that she can’t wipe properly because she can’t reach, or the fact that I can’t get hard anymore because all I see is a big fucking pile of shit that is her body that struggles to take breaths in, while I sit any pray that eventually her organs will crap out on her so I don’t have to deal with it anymore, not that I want her dead, but the fact that she got herself to this level of obesity makes me think that she wants to die and her heart and lungs are begging to be put out of their misery everytime she tries to stand up.

I made the mistake of showing her this video and now she’s got a new life dream and that is to eat one of these disgusting 1000 calorie bacon cheeseburgers on Krispy Kreme donut buns, not because she wants to be American but because her exact fat words were “that looks so good it should be illegal”, so being the good husband that I am, I have decided to fuel the fire and clog those arteries a little more, I figure I’m like Doctor Kevorkian in this motherfucker and this is just assisted suicide.

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