Hailey Bieber may have a weird looking stomach in this selfie, but you know, bikini selfies are hard to pull off when seated..it opens a whole fucking realm of hiding gut even when the girl is skinny…but Hailey Bieber is a lottery winner and thus a survivor, because who gives a fuck if she’s got some doughy weirdness going on, she’s set for fucking life and not even because of her dad’s success, but rather because of her pussy’s ability to seduce Canadian pop icons who are rich as shit….and easy to manipulate…

The popstar wife, like the sports wife, is a high paying gig and it also elevates their personal brand, allowing MORE media, more SHOOTS, more brand deals…and all it took was OPENING UP HER LEGS to the Biebs…because you know before Justine, she was hustling 10 times harder, carrying the purses of the HADID and JENNERS as one of their back-up dancers and NO ONE bothered with her…but thanks to strategic marriage…HERE SHE FUCKING IS…A-List….weird fucking stomach or not…

I know what you’re thinking….When was the last time she got cummed inside and is it dripping out of her on that chair….because you are a cum obsessed pervert…what you should really be thinking is what book is she reading….and as it tuns out it’s called “The Seven Husband of Evelyn Hugo” about an old hollywood star who isn’t a real hollywood star…are the real ones even real…PROBABLY NOT….but it’s likely going to be a Hollywood movie, they love stories about their own shitty town…and maybe Hailey Beiber will play “Girl 16” or “Flight Waitress”…so she’s figuring out the storyline so she serves those drinks in 1950s flight waitress gear with talent and grace…

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