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2008

07

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Brown Bikini of the Day

Here’s some decent looking European chick in a barely there bikini, because Europe knows how to do things when it comes to having half naked girls running around in public. It’s something I like to think is fighting obesity and could be the reason why they aren’t as fat as the USA. Maybe if America switched up the laws and weren’t so conservative, making topless legal, wearing tops would make chicks feel awkward, different, out of style and unattractive, they would second guess eating that extra Big Mac and would try to get in shape so that they could be like everyone else.

The truth is that the fat Americans I’ve seen have totally accepted that they are big, they blamed it on genetics and not on themselves or the fact that they eat more calories in a day than a devoloping village in a third world country does in a month, with all their snacks, deserts and fast food restaurants on every corner making them too busy eating in front of the TV to be exercising, meaning that they would get topless too without realizing how disgusting they are, making American beaches a scene from a fucking horror movie and not the kind of horror movie I jerk off to, so maybe it’s just better that instead of changing laws to get girls naked they US Government is focusing on killing arabs.

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