Tanlines got me in that Tropical state of mind…I’m over here fucking a snowman that I built because she’s got hot tits cuz I built her…which isn’t too impressive to th people in the park watching me…as I appreciate the cold on my dick because it allows me to feel…not that I have an actual dick, but it’s as good a dick as I’ll ever have…when really I should be jerking off in a tropical bush, maybe a HIBISCUS BUSH, in some tropical place as bitches run around nude..to not get the tanlines, even though tanlines are coveted, desireable, and clearly marketable cuz they HIGHLIGHT the good parts….so as I fuck inanimate ICY objects to death….I’d rather be wrist deep in a TANLINE….and if I put that out to the universe…IT WILL HAPPEN.

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