I am going to bet that you do not give a fuck about 33 year old Canadian actress who got famous from being in 90210 and who used that money to make herself look like a 50 year old trying to look like a 40 year old…which is not really what a 33 year old should do….

She’s in a bikini, but does it even matter….

Well, I think it does, because I am a Christmas movie fan and this bitch has gone from 90210 to Hallmark/Lifetime style Christmas movies, that are so badly put together, they might as well be PORN acting, without the PORN, making you wonder why you’d ever watch it….while making me wonder why I don’t write and produce Christmas movies with my time instead of pointing at actresses who look like porno stars, who act in porn quality movies, but who don’t actually fuck in those movies, making her a weird, oddity in the celebrity industry….

This is a bikini top selfie all her fans have already seen, becasue I don’t create these pics, I just talk shit on them….

I wonder if she’ll be cancelled for that FLOWER IN HER HAIR….Hawaii Mama appropriation….but based on my experience, you don’t get cancelled when you barely exist….

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