Spoiler alert, Brooke Shields nude in Blue Lagoon when she was 14 and sold off to the entertainment industry, was not actually Brooke Shield’s nude body in Blue Lagoon at 14….they used one of the production assistants….which is actually a pretty good thing because if they didn’t…I’d say that Hollywood, especially in the 70s, was a pretty fucking disgusting and degenerate place, but then I remember, Hollywood in 2021 is still a disgusting and degengerat place….when you reward insecure idiots with money and fans, they let that get to their head, and feel like they matter….so they end up doing all kinds of fucking weird and dirty shit….because they can afford to, they can get away with it, and because they’re chasing thrills they once had, back when fucking hot models and celebrities was a thrill and not “same old, same old”….it’s the whole “even the hottest bitch in the world’s husband gets bored of her, even when she’s still at her hottest and not some old weathered half rotten hole”….

BUT, this Brooke Shields big and topless ad, is definitely Brooke Shields’ heavy tit….which to many should be TOO LITTLE TOO LATE…she’s 100 fucking years old….but to some, it may be what they’ve been waiting for since her SITCOM got cancelled, back when she was fucking Andre Agassi, making some of us who questioned whether she was a man or not, wonder if that colorful tennis star was a gay.

I guess it makes sense for Jordache to use a star from when they were last popular in their shoot….you know touch the emotional connection other old bitches have because they didn’t know then, but they know now, those Jordache days were the best times of their fucking life…

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