Tanlines to get you in the tropical state of mind, because mid February is always the time depressed, cold, alone motherfuckers think about how much better life would be if they weren’t living their meaningless life in the cold, if they quit their job, and moved somewhere tropical to be a beach bum who lives in a shack on the beach like a homeless person in LA, only more tropical….feeding off the fish and the tropical fruits…maybe even having a harem of local bitches who roll through forgetting that girls typically don’t fuck the homeless, even tropical homeless because they are homeless….only to to fly out of their dream after a few months of failing at their new life….forced to beg for their old job back to which their boss who feels let down and unable to rely on the motherfucker will say NO FUCKING WAY….so that now out of money, with no job, no home back home, you get to be homeless here….this time during winter….and it’s ALL because you went chasing TANLINES instead of just jacking off to them on the internet like a NORMAL person.

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