Rita Ora, who I am sure has more depth than just her tits, but can’t be sure, because I haven’t fisted her to find out…just how DEEP she may be…
She is just cursed with the best curse possible, almost makes you think they put her on hormones when they trafficked her out of a Bosnian refugee camp….unless you believe the whole having a real family in the UK and her just “going viral” enough to have a Kardashian swoop her up and get her signed to Jay Z’s label before being bought out of her Jay Z contract for not having tits good enough to take Rihanna’t throne…despite being pretty good tits…so good that it’s her duty to the fans to bring them out like this, or really however she wants, it’s like how old rock bands need to play their classics, knowing people are only at the show for the classics, even if they are bored of the classics, they know the classics are what made them…
So in Rita Ora’s case, the titties are the classics…and she knows it…a good thing, because there are girls out there who actually think their credits on IMDB, their awards, their bank balances are their legacy…which is a nice fantasy…as we all know what it’s really about…TITTIES….
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