I’ve been telling everyone I know, which is about 1/2 a person, to stock up on fishing gear if they don’t have any, because the supply shortages are real and motherfuckers need to eat…..so you might as well learn to fucking fish, even if you hate fish, because it’s better than killing a fucking deer with your bare hands, because where the fuck are you finding a deer in the fucking city….you’re not, you’re eating stray cats…unless you figure out this fishing thing.

I have not stocked up on fishing supplies, I don’t take my own advice, but if I did, I’d start with the fishnets, ideally they’d come with the vagina stock, but even if they don’t, probably good to have on hand for survival, and/or cross dressing sexy time when everyone has died off of starvation….and you’re forced to play the man and woman in your relationship, something you’ve been practicing for a long time.

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