I have a hard time believing that Selena Gomez is this happy, but I’ll still watch her awkwardly do some Salsa dancing to remind you that she’s got some kind of latin roots, I mean her last name is GOMEZ people…

I do think that we should all go through life with the same level of enthusiasm to show everyone how much bigger her tits miraculously got on their own….reminding them to not let the shit in the world, like Kidney Transplants due to lupus get in the way of remembering they are rich as shit, famous as shit, and the world is their fucking oyster….

Unfortunately, I’m not into the dancing on the internet, I find it really awkward and weird and I am actually amazed that so many young people have got rich and famous because of embarrassingly awkward dancing….but I’m an out of touch old guy who only like his dancing at strip clubs and night clubs….assuming they are no longer “banned”….because during covid, they banned dancing in Canada, like Footloose, but without Kevin Bacon’s angelic dancing feet sent from heaven or from the Groomers at Disney, either way, I don’t trust her, but will watch her dance slutty like she’s still Bieber’s back-up dancer, dancing on his underage dick, while she was of age….SEX OFFENDER or SEX OFFENDED….I guess we’ll never know.

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