Will there be tanlines when they don’t let us out of our houses like we’re in Chinese Covid propaganda?

Will there be tanlines when the people at Harvard decided to dim the sun, only to fail their experiment, and actually turn off the sun, so that our world as we knows it dies the fuck off….and all those solar panels replacing fossil fuels, which I’ve heard aren’t even from FOSSILS, but rather an endless resource that is gifted to us from the nether regions of the earth, they just say it is FOSSIL FUEL because it allows them to charge more for it….could you. images, the oil industry and energy sector a manipulated scam riding of the backs of the everyday man….I can’t….I mean from everything I know, big corporations and the people who run them are GREAT people, not pieces of shit who murder for fun, because when you have everything, you gotta get a thrill somewhere and Dollywood’s not cutting it.

Will there be tanlines in hell?

I am going with yes, because the internet is fake and so are the people on it. They got filters and chemicals to bathe in to achieve the tan line without the effort of leaving the house…..since everyone is an agoraphobic weirdo, but at least tanlines are hot.

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