Katharine McPhee is some American Idol garbage you may or may not have masturbated when your fat wife made you watch American Idol, before you lost your job intentionally so you’d have a good excuse to cut the cable, so that she would stop making you watch such shitty fucking TV shows, forcing you to do nothing but fantasize about bitches you would otherwise not know exist, instead of actually fucking girls in your life who do exist, like the Neighbor, behind your wife’s back, which is a lot more fun and exciting than jerking off to strangers…at least not strangers who don’t know you’re jerking off to them…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, I’m talking about public masturbation fool.

Either way, Katharine McPhee is in a bikini on the internet.

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