Here’s some hot bodied British chick named Adele Silva in a bikini, showing off her hot body and horrible face that I’d still cum all over if I had the opportunity to, but I am the kind of guy who doesnt discriminate where I cum, like if I have to roll over and bust into a half empty can of coke, or all over the feminine products in the Pharmacy, I am going to….

I was at the stripclub yesterday because I just randomly walked in around 8 pm, which turns out to be the worst time to go to the stripclub. Shit has one ambitious girl working and over the course of the next 2 hours sluts slowly trickle in, already jacked on coke and ready for the night ahead but not ready to get on stage while I am there. Yesterday’s ambitious girl had the tightest body, one of a fuckin 18 year old model or some shit, with some implants that she probably should have never got but I could totally see past because her ass was something you’d chip a tooth on. She came up to me to get a dance and I was face to face with fucking hell. She looked like she was a fuckin’ victim of somekind of genocide shit in Rawanda, like this cashier at the grocery store near my house who was missing 80 percent of his fingers and had burn scars all over him and who I told to keep the change because I didn’t want to touch and because I felt he deserved a tip after the circus performance he put on trying to put my shit into a plastic bag cuz I like killing the environment every chance I get.

Either way, I didnt go for a dance, her body wasn’t good enough to take away from the fear she instilled and instead took a piss in a bathroom that smelled worse than my wife’s pussy after a week of not showering or changing her underwear as she tends to do…..

The point is that Adele Silva’s not quite ugly enough to ruin these bikini pics, but she’s got no business calling herself a fuckin’ model.

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