I am always in a tropical state of mind, I am like Jimmy Buffet, I just live behind an ice wall in an ice shelter and only seen sun once a year….

I also haven’t become a multi billionaire off a viral song about being a drunken beach bum with not a problem in the world…

So I guess I am not like Jimmy Buffet at all, but if I was to become a billionaire, I’d want it to be for being a drunken degenerate who prefers to sit and stare at the horizon at sunset than the wall I currently stare at.

But yeah, tropics are amazing, I should figure out how to get there to reach my final form, but in the meantime, I get my taste of hawaii prints and pina coloda ville by starting at the tanline…

I call them nature’s highlighter, highlighting thee good parts and letting us know what is supposed to be covered, making me feel very VIP….where’s the bottle service??

Other people call them the BULLSEYE, the TARGETS you must lick or cum on, all options work.

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