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2022

26

May

Elsa Hosk is Hot in Cannes of the Day

Elsa Hosk and a bunch of models who aren’t as hot as Elsa Hosk…because as far as I’m concerned, Elsa Hosk is the best thing to come out of the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking ring, you know just importing those models from various countries for dudes of the world to jerk off to them, and women of the world to buy the panties they are paid a lot of money to wear, in hopes dudes will jerk off to them too…it’s a business model….

Not that Elsa is still with that basic, mall brand, bullshit, but they basically made her, probably own her, and she’s definitely branded by their ranch.

She went to the Elvis premiere, which seems like a dog shit, over the top, Gay Elvis fantasy of a movie from the trailer, but they paid for models to be at the premiere, so I like their marketing.

I am an Elvis fan, he’s a fucking legend, so seeing him all gay is weird, I can’t trick my brain into thinking Vanessa Hudgens’ ex is Elvis, but you know, it’s Baz and that’s just what he does with things….and who cares about the Elvis movie, when I’m here for the hot model tits.

And some pics:

To See the Rest of the Pics from Cannes featuring a whole bunch of sluts CLICK HERE

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