The one good thing about weather modification, follow the patents, is that you’d think they’d make the whole world one big tropical resort, so that we can all live that beach life all year round without leaving the comfort of our own house, the bad thing about weather modification is that the people in charge of it don’t want us living the resort life, but instead under fires, floods, and other biblical level disasters to push the whole plastic straws killed the environment, we’re all going to die, buy a Tesla like a tech bro faggot because if you don’t they’ll price you out on gas, even though cars are more efficient at burning gas than the power stations that make the power to charge the batteries….

This is the kind of post that would get me killed if anyone took me seriously, you know 18 years of being an internet clown no one takes seriously…destroyed any and all credibility because ultimately, I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do like tanlines and I do like the idea of the tropics, that endless summer, but I’m far too lazy to find my way there, so bring it to me…..like they bring these girls tans in their own homes….JUST SPRAY this skin darkening chemicals on yourself, just don’t wear a RASTA hat or tap dance while wrong the tan, or don’t test out your Indian accent either, there’s a fine line between tan and racist….and these girls are walking it.

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