Eva Longoria’s out here looking a little Skeletor Meme in the face, but surprisingly has whipped her dumpy ass into shape worth looking at in a bikini, which is saying a lot, because I am pretty anti-Eva Longoria for whatever reason, probably because she seems like an entitled brat….but on an International Level, she is so fucking famous, yet nothing she has done is all that good, so the reason she’s viral, loved, famous, because prior to today, she’s barely been in bikinis this skimpy, fully waxed down and glistening, but maybe when they start rotting and losing their sex appeal, they start to grind down for their egos, not for the money, since she is rich as shit, so now it is about delaying the rot as long as sh can….worth watching…kinda, and I hate saying it, but kinda hot….but keep in mind sluts holding onto the dream by being sluttier is a fetish.

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