Taylor Momsen Bikini of the Day

2022

Jul

I know there is at least one person out there who can only cum while listening to Taylor Momsen’s original hit “Where are you Christmas” from her Jim Carrey led GRINCH movie…..

It’s a weird fetish, but someone’s gotta have it and it might as well be you!

I’ve never given a shit about Taylor Momsen, as a child star, teen star, or candy-coated rock and roller with her shitty rock band she used to make herself an edgier version of someone cast on Gossip Girl…at the worst possible time for Rock Music, because no one seemed to care….

I actually forgot she existed until recently, when she had her tits out for attention because she was dropping another album she’s likely contractually obliged to drop ,because if she could have her way, she’d probably opt out of humiliating herself on stage night after night, but it pays.

SO seeing her and her 28 year old body in a bikini with some lesbian undertones as a bought, created by an industry, it’s all she knows puppet, is not all that exciting, but I like skinny tiny tit bodies in bikinis so it works.

It feels like it’s been forever since we last heard the Momsen name, but she’s still under 30, so get your jerking off in if you can…2 years until the metabolism stops and she looks like a walmart cashier.