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2024

08

Apr

Taylor Momsen’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Taylor Momsen has been pretty committed to her rock and roll thing for a while now.

She’s 30 years old and it seems like she dropped out of acting a long time ago, but the whole rock and roll thing is probably still acting, because no one can seriously be stoked on rock and roll, unless they are just doing a cash grab from half retard committed fans who won’t grow out of their high school rock phase.

She’s been in the industry since she was 3 years old, so we can assume that she’s got a lot of fucked up trauma from fucked up situations, but none fucked up enough to lead her to rock and roll. It’s a weird thing for a girl to be into.

She just announced that she’s opening for AC/DC this summer, they are apparently still alive, and I am sure it will be a big tour because people fucking love AC/DC….while I’m more into how she released the news, flashing the skinny ass in a red bikini, because she’s still skinny, despite being 30…which may be the biggest accomplishment she’s had, even bigger than being in Grinch who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey…

I mean skinny blondes in bikinis are exciting.

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2024

23

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Side Tit of the Day

Where are you Christmas?

Here’s a little Grinch Who Stole Christmas star turned rock and roll slut, thanks to life destroying our innocence when we are thrown into the Hollywood machine as 5 years olds, and perverts pushing the world into a far sluttier place than it was just 20 years ago…

It’s this porn addiction, mainstreamification of porn, that’s pulled the fucking dial to the porno side from the modest side, which is clickbait eye candy and easy to deal with, but unfortunately, it’s also designed for more retarded people “Show me tit”…and less for cerebral people who like to see that modest girl sucking on their dick since it’s like you broke her, rather than her showcasing how broken she is in her social media content for strangers…

Yeah, it’s better to feel like you’re getting special treatment from a horny chick who you had no idea was horny, than to not get fucked by a chick who cosplays as a horny exhibitionist for strangers…

FACTS….

Here’s rock and roll Momsen’s side tit to remind you that she’s still rocking and fucking rolling….like a rich little industry bred and industry connected who is now all grown-up would…

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2023

14

Nov

Taylor Momsen Throwback Bikini Pic of the Day

Taylor Momsen posted some lesbian tribute post to her friend who inspires her, I didn’t click through to the friend and I didn’t look at the date it was posted, but I figured I’d post it here anyway, since it’s a Taylor Momsen in a bikini, sucking her gut in, even though she’s a skinny girl, because there’s still some Taylor Momsen fans out there..

Plus we’re heading into the Christmas Season, so her Where are you Christmas song from the Grinch can inspire you, because when you at adult pics of her…it makes jerking off to that song less creepy…not much less creepy, but still less creepy.

She is the actor turned fake rockstar, pretty reckless, indeed.

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2023

16

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

I like Christmas, probably more than any grown man should, I want to turn this site into a Christmas everyday site, because Christmas is the happiest time of year motherfuckers, it’s not weird to be into the spirit of joy to the world and good will towards men on the birth of the champion Jesus, fuck you for thinking it’s weird…

Every few years I’ll watch live action Grinch because why the fuck not, it’s a classic and I’ll see little Taylor Momsen crying about Christmas and I’ll say “what a sweet little girl, it’s too bad her family sold her to such a corrupt and horrible industry”.

Where is she now?

Then, in my drunken eggnog stupor. I’ll remember that little girl is Taylor Momsen, who despite being a child star who as a young adult had a bright career on a hit TV show, but decided that was lame…which I agree with….but she probably did it in a “FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD” way which is less funny…..

So she went onto attempt being an edgy rocker chick in an era where rock was dead, weird strategy, so that when she posts edgy rocker nude selfies that don’t show any tits or cunt, people will know she’s an edgy rocker….and not some coddled celebrity kid…

What I like about this is that her mattress is basically on the floor in some student looking crack den, instead of some mansion it should be in, because she was sold to the industry at a young age and should have a mansion, but that’s lame….it’s way cooler to self destruct and claim some authenticity instead….it’s all pretty contrived…

But what matters is she’s in a nude selfie…..whether it’s part of career suicide or not….it’s a nude selfie.

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2023

05

Jan

Taylor Momsen Scary Fishnet Pic of the Day

I don’t know what this Taylor Momsen the Christmas Icon, fully clothed in the tub picture is from, probably some marketing photoshoot since she’s a child star, industry bred and owned personality, no matter how edgy she pretends to be, she’s compromised….

However, I like to think the greasy bitch in the tub, in what looks like it could be an overdose scene, or maybe a post being touched inappropriately at the GOTH PARTY scene, where she’s deciding whether to drown herself, because she’s dark….

I also like to think this is a terrible strategy in cunt cleaning, because you gotta get naked to get all the folds….maybe that’s just her being edgy….but she’s Taylor Momsen, not Taylor Mormon, unleash that vagina beast….

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2022

27

Sep

Taylor Momsen Edgy Hollywood Child Star of the Day

Taylor Momsen, who you may remember as Where are You Christmas Cindy Lou Who in the live action GRINCH, who you probably just assumed was some cute kid with industry parents getting an early start on exploiting her and destroying her childhood and life so that when she turns 30, she can join a rock band and become as edgy as a coddled rich kind can! Not edgy at all, but she can pretend, she’s an actor after all!

So just like all the other entitled rich LA kids who have rock bands and actually pretend to be rockstars, but are really just coddled rich kids throwing tantrums, since there’s a fine line between rock star and coddled rich kids on a behavioral level, like both trash hotel rooms, they just do it for different reasons!

They are all as disappointing as you’d expect when you meet them, in a “You mean you’re not cool or interesting, but rather just a sell out opportunist playing a part for money, fame and pussy”, makes sense since anyone who actively chooses to live in LA is a fucking pussy!

But when they are skinny blonde girls in their panties playing the coddled broken rich girl in a band part, it’s more tolerable, since she’s not Adam Levine! Even though she looks a bit like a corpse, all part of the fantasy I guess! Pretty fucking cheesy though!

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2022

05

Jul

Taylor Momsen Bikini of the Day

I know there is at least one person out there who can only cum while listening to Taylor Momsen’s original hit “Where are you Christmas” from her Jim Carrey led GRINCH movie…..

It’s a weird fetish, but someone’s gotta have it and it might as well be you!

I’ve never given a shit about Taylor Momsen, as a child star, teen star, or candy-coated rock and roller with her shitty rock band she used to make herself an edgier version of someone cast on Gossip Girl…at the worst possible time for Rock Music, because no one seemed to care….

I actually forgot she existed until recently, when she had her tits out for attention because she was dropping another album she’s likely contractually obliged to drop ,because if she could have her way, she’d probably opt out of humiliating herself on stage night after night, but it pays.

SO seeing her and her 28 year old body in a bikini with some lesbian undertones as a bought, created by an industry, it’s all she knows puppet, is not all that exciting, but I like skinny tiny tit bodies in bikinis so it works.

It feels like it’s been forever since we last heard the Momsen name, but she’s still under 30, so get your jerking off in if you can…2 years until the metabolism stops and she looks like a walmart cashier.

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2021

04

Jan

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash

Taylor Momsen’s showing off her tits because she’s an edgy fucking rock star….and don’t you forget it…she’s not just some sold the the entertainment industry as a child who probably saw some shit that would destroy you at your core because there’s no soul in entertainment….but she also had a mainstream acting career before realizng that her true passion was being a girl rocker for whatever reason…you know cuz she’s dark and edgy or maybe it just made her more money…who cares…

She’s basically been invisible to anyone who doesn’t give a fuck about Taylor Momsen, or her shitty fucking “rock band” that’s some candy coated version of a rock band…you can’t be edgy when you’re a rich kid, it’s impossible…you can however kill yourself because of all your “SAD” rich kid issues…and I guess create your version of a hard and edgy experience where you can’t even properly pull out your fucking tits like an actual rockstar trying to be edgy would…it’s like SFW rockstar and it sucks..

But Taylor Momsen has some creepy fans from the live action GRINCH WHO STOLE XMAS that will fucking love this…those are the real freaks.

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2020

11

Nov

Taylor Momsen Graveyard Nudity of the Day

Taylor Momsen is a crowd favorite, I don’t know why….but people fucking love her…and I only find that interesting because before last week, I totally forgot she even existed until last week when she decided to do some promotional work for what must be a new album…but then again I don’t go on social media to see if she’s been consistently bringing the goods or if that’s just what she does to get attnetion when she’s about to do a cash grab….you’d hope that it is something she does all throughout her life so that it doesn’t seem so desperate for a transaction, you kmnow in a “she’s using us because we are simp fucks who will buy what she’s selling if she’s naked”….which is probably what she’s doing> i guess you can google her album release and see if it corresponds to her dramatic nudes where you can’t see butthole even if the whole era of people is based on buttholes…

Unless she’s just out here because it is officially CHRISTMAS SEASON and since being in Grinch singing “Where are you Christmas”…she get so excited for this time of year she gets naked in a graveyard….to be goth edgy and ultimately…pretty fucking lame…since we can’t see the butthole.

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2017

25

Apr

Taylor Momsen’s Intensity of the Day

I think the best way to start my day at :30 is to see Taylor Momsen exasperated, exhausted, destroyed, topless, after one of her shows…because that’s just the intensity she brings to rock and roll….

She’s no candy coated, voice of “where are you christmas” from the Grinch who Stole Christmas like her parents stole her youth, or maybe gifted her with a career, because she can channel that angst into her shitty rock and roll…”art”..

She’s like a fucking Garth Brooks concert, bitch runs everywhere, or just another lazy coddled rich kid, tired cuz she had to get up and perform to keep that money coming in….

The energy so raw…so real…so contrived…where are the tits?

Remember she was a girl who broke free from her bullshit celebrity – wearing lingerie in concerts…what is this bullshit…it’s just that…bullshit…

GIVE ME MORE. We live in a world where everyone are sluts. Deliver.

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