Taylor Momsen, who you may remember as Where are You Christmas Cindy Lou Who in the live action GRINCH, who you probably just assumed was some cute kid with industry parents getting an early start on exploiting her and destroying her childhood and life so that when she turns 30, she can join a rock band and become as edgy as a coddled rich kind can! Not edgy at all, but she can pretend, she’s an actor after all!

So just like all the other entitled rich LA kids who have rock bands and actually pretend to be rockstars, but are really just coddled rich kids throwing tantrums, since there’s a fine line between rock star and coddled rich kids on a behavioral level, like both trash hotel rooms, they just do it for different reasons!

They are all as disappointing as you’d expect when you meet them, in a “You mean you’re not cool or interesting, but rather just a sell out opportunist playing a part for money, fame and pussy”, makes sense since anyone who actively chooses to live in LA is a fucking pussy!

But when they are skinny blonde girls in their panties playing the coddled broken rich girl in a band part, it’s more tolerable, since she’s not Adam Levine! Even though she looks a bit like a corpse, all part of the fantasy I guess! Pretty fucking cheesy though!

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