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2024

08

Apr

Taylor Momsen’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Taylor Momsen has been pretty committed to her rock and roll thing for a while now.

She’s 30 years old and it seems like she dropped out of acting a long time ago, but the whole rock and roll thing is probably still acting, because no one can seriously be stoked on rock and roll, unless they are just doing a cash grab from half retard committed fans who won’t grow out of their high school rock phase.

She’s been in the industry since she was 3 years old, so we can assume that she’s got a lot of fucked up trauma from fucked up situations, but none fucked up enough to lead her to rock and roll. It’s a weird thing for a girl to be into.

She just announced that she’s opening for AC/DC this summer, they are apparently still alive, and I am sure it will be a big tour because people fucking love AC/DC….while I’m more into how she released the news, flashing the skinny ass in a red bikini, because she’s still skinny, despite being 30…which may be the biggest accomplishment she’s had, even bigger than being in Grinch who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey…

I mean skinny blondes in bikinis are exciting.

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