Rita Ora’s a pretty unimpressive celebrity, at least based on her accomplishments, since she’s been trying to be super famous for over a decade, and she’s become more a “famous for being famous” type, than an actual famous for creating amazing life changing art that people respect her for, because when you have tits and moderate talent, you don’t need that many hits….and really you don’t need any hits….I am a firm believer in the one hit wonder business model…set from life from one Achy Breaky Gangnam Style I’m the One who Wants to Be with You Short Dick Man….you get what I am saying here, why bother trying, when you can just show up to all the events with your tits out, tricking people into thinking you are important, so they give you jobs as a spokesmodel or host…

Anyway, she’s doing fitness in her tight slutty fitness gear and that’s always exciting, when you imagine that she’s pulling herself into cock, not the “We are in the Shadows” fake vampire reality show Tatiki Watiki’s cock, which is the actual cock she’s eating, but rather some more anonymous cock, maybe even your cock, depending how much you like / hate your penis for always being there for you, or wronging you based on size alone….

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