Maya Hawke is a very serious actress who was raised in the industry by her very serious acting parents, I think they call themselves THESPIANS, not LESBIANS, even though Ethan Hawke is a little bit of a lady and Uma’s a lot of a man, meaning they could in fact be secret lesbians tricking us with their genders…switching it up with modern gender issues stemming from evil brain washing places like Hollywood where they’d turn a dude into Uma and a chick into Ethan, to live out their celebrity marriage like a straight couple, while being a straight couple with an added step of gender swapping…

ANYWAY, Maya Hawke, making moves, getting work, thanks to who her parents are, making her Hollywood royalty people assume have talent because you inherit that shit, when acting doesn’t require talent at all, you just have to be a narcissistic asshole……

GET THAT MONEY….WITH THOSE TITTIES….LIKE A STRIPPER…..BUT FAR MORE SERIOUS….

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