I thought that Tila Tequila was a tacky, trashy, cheap lookin’ whore who only got famous because of a fake set of tits and a slutty myspace page. I thought she was some identity crisis immigrant trying to fit into America by taking on their customs and raping them, by getting tattoos to help convince us that she’s a tacky, trashy, cheap lookin’ partyslut who belongs here, but that was before I realized that shit read “C’est la Vie” in French, throwing my theory that she is trash in the trash, because everyone knows that anyone with a foreign language on their tattoos comes from a cultured, rich and educated background or some d-list lesbian try hard.. Either way, she’s barely showing off some nipple and my post didn’t work out how I planned, but I did meet a girl who has been fucking Pauly Shore for the last few months, just because he is semi-famous and I laughed in her face because dude is Pauly fucking Shore and he may be known, but is still a pathetic existence and a joke of a person, but she wasn’t havin’ it, his d-list fame was enough to get her panties off and in hindsight, I should have done an interview with her about the sex, instead of making her hate me for laughing at her, but who fuckin’ cares, here’s Tila.

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