I may not find Bella Hadid hot. I may think her face looks like all those Skeletor memes that are circulating the internet, and not in a good way, but in a her face is fucking hard, edgy and weird.

I may not find Bella Hadid a compelling figure in either modelling and influencing, whether she can sell millions of products to her idiot fans that are plugged into the hive mind control they push on us.

I may not respect her successes or earnings, because I just see her as an Avon Lady that manipulated the algorithm at the right time, thanks to being born in the right shameless and attention seeking family.

I may find her whole streetwear high fashion shit corny and lame and I may hate anyone who thinks it’s still cool, after all these years, if you’re still buying expensive designer made in china shit that’s worth 5 dollars for 1000s of dollars, so you can post it on social media, like it fucking matters, but not enough hate to actually care, just enough to be like, fuck people are lame.

I will still look at her half naked, slutty pics, because she’s skinny, has tits and what the fuck else are we to do with her low hanging fruit content…..imagine if people making all this money said “I’ll do something meaningful with it”…instead they do the easiest thing to get clicks, which is half nakedness, which I guess is meaningful enough to people like me who are married to 300 pound women…they smell horrible..

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