Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid I never heard of because I am not that kind of pervert, but you can assume that any executive who chooses to work in that environment is, but I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t trust. male school bus drivers, male teachers, male janitors, male camp councilors, male kid’s coaches, unless they are dads with kids in the league, in which case we hope they are there as protectors from the creeps who don’t have kids but devote their life to being around them, I don’t trust scout leaders who don’t have their own kids in scouts, you get what I am saying…

I am sure that part of Pettis’ fanbase is grown ass men with Disney Channel subsribtions, without kids to justify those channels in a “oh it just comes with my cable package” kind of way, even though cable is dead and I have Disney Plus which has all the Disney shows because I wanted to see Pam and Tommy fuck, and that’s how we get it here……..FOILED AGAIN BY MY OWN DIS.

But you know the type of pervert I mean, that Rihanna may be, because she found Pettis out of nowhere, or out of Disney which is weird and turned her hot body and good sized tits into a lingerie model, and she continues to deliver that hot body that has gone viral because of that Rihanna collab, but probably hasn’t launched an Only Fans yet…because there’s hope this will turn into mainstream celebrity and you need that hope to wash away before diving into whoredom officially, but you can clearly dip a toe in, and that’s what this is and I like it.

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