Sara Malakul Lane is this amazing creature and I call her a creature because she’s half asian, and asians are robots or aliens…but that doesn’t mean they aren’t good to have sex with, in fact, it makes them better…

She was a soap star or child star in Thailand, and now she’s in America…hopefully for the fat people…and not fame and fortune…because under that assumption and as a fat person…I can give her all she needs…totally ready to suffocate on her while she’s sitting on my face…I can pretend her ass is an all you can eat buffet….and if I die in the process…I’ll be glad it happened…I’ve been trying to eat myself to death for decades…this would be a good end to a horrible story….

That said, she hasn’t necessarily made it as a huge A List start, but that doesn’t mean she won’t…she’s just getting started and she’s making a movie a month…more importantly…she is one of those big breasted asian actors totally eager and willing to get naked in movies because it is sure as hell better than doing Thai Ping Pong shows, at least according to her and not me, because according to me, life would be better if I could buy you for 5 dollars an hour, instead of staring at screen and renting her movie Jailbait for 5 dollars…because some of us still rent DVDs…the Video Store is the one place you can find girls who aren’t uppity…

Here are a bunch of the nudes from the movie..because that is the kind of acting I’ve always loved.

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