I wrote something probably perverted, maybe offensive, possibly focused on tits about Sara Malakul yesterday. I would check but I don’t like reliving the past. It’s about the future motherfuckers.

I do however like to think about the ways a girl becomes famous in Thailand, which is what Sara Malakul’s storyline is. Like was she sold off at 4 to work a brothel, or born with a penis, and did the King take her under his wing and put her in TV shows because she was part of his Harem…

Or was she just richer than the locals, whiter than the locals, and more American than the locals, thanks to her dad moving to Thailand to spend time with the “elephants”…as white men tend to do when they go to Thailand…

Well, it turns out that she just posted this picture of her topless, huge tit getting squished, like it was Nicki Minaj sitting on her Ass, and the whole thing opens up a whole new fetish I didn’t know I have, at least it must be a fetish, otherwise I wouldn’t have this serious want to bury my face in her…

It almost makes me want to find her on all her netflix movies she gets naked in…

This picture is shot by THEHEADHUNTR

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In case you didn’t know, I dabble in pimping, and sometimes that pimping is non sexual, but rather introducing models or actresses I know, because I am in love with them and think they are amazing, mainly because they are beautiful and busty, talented and busty, half asian and busty….to photographers like Van Styles – who in case you didn’t know is a legend in his own right – with a huge fucking following because he takes good pics…but maybe I am just biased because I was involved in the process….

The pics were originally posted HERE

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane – Enjoy her…as much as I do…

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Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened…

For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this…

You can see some of their other HERE

TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE

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Her name is Sara Malakul Lane…she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies…

She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT ….

So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing….

Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…

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Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times…

Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that

More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing…

Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR

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Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE and she’s amazing…

She’s a Thai superstar, which exists, because Thailand needs more than just lady boys, sex tourism, 7 year old hookers and ideal romantic settings for destination weddings…

She has come to America with her insane half Asian body, and has done more than just break records with her recent Netflix movie “Jailbait” that she gets totally naked in… SCREENSHOTS HERE ….

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If you follow me on Instagram and you should, because it’s a magical fucking place, where I find love and romance and make dreams come true, when I am not too busy on TINDER and SNAPCHAT….

You will know that I was a witness to this Sara Malakul Lane construction fashion shoot…in fact, I think I may have been the one who helped steal the location and told the Florida police that the half naked girl in the mud, spraying herself down in fact Trayvon….

The pictures are of an amazing model and actress who I think is the next big thing, at least according to her IMDB…and I am not just talking about her tits, or her willingness to show them, and I am not just saying that because she acknowledges my existence, since all bitches acknowledge my existence, I am talking about the fact that she was famous in Thailand before coming to America, and not for the sex tourism, tranny dick, or getting fucked at 10 years old…but for being a star…and it’s just a matter of time before AMerica notices the way I’ve noticed…or some shit…that doesn’t matter…and what does matter is that she looks fucking good…shot by my friend THE HEAD HUNTR

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There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living…

So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It…

You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty…

I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…

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Sara Malakul Lane is a glorious creature sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean Thailand, thanks to sex Tourism…her white dad impregnated something right, and created something glorious, who I am all about, and not because I watch her movies on Netflix every day and every night, even though I watch her movies on Netflix everyday and night, movies she gets naked in, like the good old days of Independent cinema, but because she follows me on twitter, and if that isn’t love…it’s love, stop trying to shit on my delusions…I don’t leave my house…my life is spent on the internet…my imagination is the only thing that’s real…all this to say…Sara Malakul Lane is fucking amazing.

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Sara Malakul Lane is one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood who you may or may not have heard of because she does all these movies that don’t really get movie screen time, but no one goes to the movies anyway, so you can find her on Netflix.

My theory with her is that she’s going to be the next great thing or things in movies, whether it’s winning Academy awards playing a thai hooker, because she’s from Thailand…or if it’s the babe in action movies…she’s got a rocking curvy body….and here she is being very cute in her bikini…

I’m in love and I’m not just saying that because she answers me on twitter…love requires more than that….like this bikini body…

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