Never too late for some TANLINES!

We call it nature’s highlighter, so we can see all the good parts, or at least know where to find the good parts, in the event we can’t figure it out because all the blood has gone to our balls and we can’t process simple tasks like sorting out where the tits and pussy are!

The point of the story is, the sun doesn’t kill! They’re lying to you!

You’ve been warned!

Now go sun your asshole!

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