Y arriba, Y arriba!

I just put up the Tiny Tit Tuesday post where I advocate for more love and respect for Tiny Tits, but then I see Selma Hayek, who is pretty much known for her tits, is nothing but tits, still delivering the tits at 100 fucking years old, which could be because they are famous tits, or billionaire tits, since they don’t age like mere mortal tits, but that regardless of age, socio economic level, profession, or popularity, are tits that don’t don’t need to be shaking around on a boat like they are listening to Elvis music in the 50s, yet they are, and that’s a gift to all who like Shawarma Taco Salma Hayek tit, no matter the level of rot they’re at. Still looking good to me, but I’ve also eaten baked goods outside a coffee shop dumpster, so I’m open to grossness, I’m a foodie like that!

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