Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird.

Either way, oh so clever….

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