I am but a simple man, a basic man, an old washed up and out of touch man, but in these barely complicated times, people are just bored because of how uncomplicated the times are, and are therefore so much more annoying than they would be if they were actually busy and struggling, I am perfectly satisfied with the simplicity of bikini and bathing suit pics!

Call me 1990s, but seeing chicks in bikini sis hot, whether it is random chicks, famous chicks, ideally random chicks, because I can’t stand famous chicks, their entitlement coupled with their desperation while being coddled, out of touch and overly hyped up by groupie fucks is gross to me, where as random chicks are just being slutty exhibitionists showing off their body for likes or follows or a few compliments which is a much more acceptable hustle, a hustle that built the social media big tech companies that have ruined our fucking lives, but allowed us to see our teachers, neighbors, friends, friend’s girlfriends, half naked, on vacation, at the cottage and it was a way to jerk off to familiar faces rather than the strangers we’re used to!

Here’s a round-up of girls in bikinis, daughters, mothers, friends, friend’s girlfriends to someone and I like it!

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