Kaia Gerber Slutty of the Day

2022

Sep

I feel like I am at one of Cindy Crawford’s weird celebrity rich people parties back when Kaia Gerber was 12 and forced to walk around for the rich perverts in her underwear, you know, because they’re so liberal and free spirited in their fucking perversions!!

Mainly because Kaia Gerber’s skinny as fuck and looks like she’s prepubescent despite being in her 20s, years after being banged out by industry puppet and propagandist Pete Davidson, who is arguably the real pervert in all this!

I don’t know if Cindy Crawford, or any of the celeb parents actually sexualize their kids or lend them to their friends in part of some Satanic ritual, but I like that storyline that’s been more and more viral over the last two years as people assume SATANISM is the reason our lives are like this, or why fucked up agendas are pushed on us, instead of just assuming that SHITTY people rise to the top of the food chain and are just power hungry and greedy and insular in supporting their their own people!

HOWEVER, I do know that her family are rich as shit, her dad sold his booze brand for like 500 milion dollars and she could be doing anything, doctoring, lawyering, running her own cool hotel in the tropics, but instead is half naked modeling, and you know her mom starved her out, put her on puberty blockers, made some calls to make this happen and it all seems pretty vapid, egotistical, but that’s obviously the MALIBU dream these idiots have!

I’m all for skinny chicks, but there’s something creepy about this skinny chick, who is a weird empty, soulless copy of her mom, maybe she’s just a clone and not actually a child, what do I know, I just know Cindy Crawford 2.0’s revival is unnecessary and BORING!