Mariah Carey isn’t the only corpse they take out of the cryogenic freezer and defrost on November 1st, because there are more than one iconic Christmas moments in pop culture….
Which is why I assume Juliette Lewis has decided to bring a topless selfie to the internet, you know, to generate some hype around everyone watching her 15 year old self play Clark Griswald’s daugher in Christmas Vacation, a holiday classic.
Unless she’s just another near 50 year old celebrity who at one time was in all the good movies, so she was really fucking famous and definitely has a legacy or archive of iconic movies she was part of, which probably makes someone sad as they 50 and aren’t as loved, adorned, or hired…..
So they turn to the future, the now, the current, to modernize themsleves and after about a month on social media, they learn what gets hits, what gets views, what gets attention, which is all anyone really wants…and that’s the nude selfie.
It may not be an OnlyFans, she’s pretty much A-List to me, so that won’t happen, but it’s a freebie, arguably decades too late, but I’ll take it….and the truth is, I don’t think I ever found Juliette Lewis hot, clothed or not clothed, young or old, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t think she was worth watching in movies, because she is….it’s not always about the tits, just 99 percent of the time….
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