I guess Heidi Klum and her husband went to some Elton John Farewell tour because he’s finally going to give into his AIDS and die off, you know instead of spending all that AIDS money he makes with his AIDS charity on himself but instead giving it to the people with AIDS, as if they want to ever cure AIDSs, when they can just give them cocktails of drugs that make the pharma industry a lot of money, while giving the same cocktail of drugs to people who don’t have AIDS as a preventative measure to not get AIDS, meaning keeping AIDS alive but not a death sentence is really the sweet spot you’d want to keep AIDS profitable….

ANYWAY, the old as shit pervert who we know has been used by all the right dick to help her get to the top, because you know she HAD to be passed around when working her way into underwear modelling, and working her way into hosting when underwear modelling ended….which is why she smiles her way through it because her life is rockin’…..and her German Sex Club pragmatic ways paid off and apparently so did her EUGENICS.

Anyway, she wore what looks like lingerie and obviously didn’t waste the chance to selfie that shit because that’s the whole point of having tits, even if they are menopausa…you don’t let being a product of EUGENICS go to waste.

The crazy thing is, she still looks hot…

Here she is being age appropriate in a white swimsuit!

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