When everyone is out with their families eating Turkey and hating on each other for their political differences or Vaccine statuses since covid ruined society as a whole….

We have Tanlines to remind us that we can alway fuck off for the big event, Christmas, which is right around the fucking corner.

Think of Thanksgiving as that practice run of disappointment that you don’t want to deal with again in a few weeks, when you can instead be getting tanlines of your own to sit on your face if you have enough money to pay the local whores to let you eat the herpes off their serving dish of a pussy.

Point of the story, winter is shit, summer is better, tanlines are just some evidence to support that…..

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