Caroline Vreeland lives in Canada now, she fell in love with Poutine and had a kid with one, or something along those lines. I don’t know the details, I just know fries, gravy and cheese curds were involved.

As someone who lives in Canada, I always didn’t bother trying to produce slutty content with local sluts, in part because it’s expensive, annoying, I’m lazy, I hate people, girls find me gross and even when they MeToo me know notices and I don’t feel the need to bring you original conttent.. so there’s really no upside.

However, I used to say “it’s not inspiring here, the lighting is shit, the city is shit, even the hot girls here go elsewhere to get their slutty pics done, so I’ll just stare at mom ass at the grocery store…”

Well, as it turns out, when you have giant tits bigger than my head, none of that matters, you can shoot those tits in a basement, amongst crackwhores, in a sewage treatment facility, some would pay more for them to be in a sewage treatment facility….because BIG tits are just that good at their job….

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