Funny girl will do anything for a laugh….this is probably the equivalent of a hot chick aging out, getting the fillers, the lips, the tits, the Brazilian Butt Lifts, the photoshop apps, the face filters, anything to keep the dream alive…..but the comedic version featuring a girl’s who’s comedy was all about sex and being vulgar….

I was never into Cummings, more into cumming, it’s caused me a lot of sorrow as I’ve released my life force more than I was supposed to.

I always thought she was a hack, who scammed her way into comedy because it had the least barriers of entry in the entertainment industry, kinda like Chelsea Handler….be the hot chick at the comedy club, while the actual hot chicks are out in Miami being pampered by rich dudes…..like being the hot chick at the nerd convention who speaks their nerd language…it’s almost a guarantee you’ll get where you need to go, while the actual hot chicks wouldn’t be caught dead in those places….

But despite being a hack, she’s had hit shows, has got paid heavy, is rich as shit, and forced to find ways to use her social media to keep herself talked about and this is what she chose….it’s kinda like a dick joke, a fart joke, a not sure what she’s doing but she thinks it’s funny like a retard putting random objects up his ass at the party only to gross everyone out when he’s laughing like he’s done something brilliant and the mindless hive mind idiots who need the “Laugh” teleprompter to know when something is funny laugh too….so they give him a TV deal.

It’s all pretty dumb, but it’s a cameltoe and I like those even when on dog shit….CASE IN POINT….since she’s fucking horrible looking.

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