Somewhere out there, there’s a motherfucker who’s number one fetish is jerking off to Salma Hayek in her bath robe. so he’ll be happy to know that his dream girl in his dream outfit has happened for him…and he probably doesn’t care that this is so photoshopped she’s basically an AR filter from SNAPCHAT….I mean, maybe this is a dude using his HAYEK filter, making everyone a HAYEK to be jerked off to by the unsuspecting HAYEK fanboys that we all know still exist because they haven’t been able to move on…STUNTED.

I’m more into her big old lady tits that haven’t been cancelled despite her husband’s luxury brands doing weird ass marketing campaigns that made the world question whether they are actually in the business of luxury fashion, or if other things are on their shipping containers…CONSPIRACY TIME!

The good news is rich Mexican, before being the Rich Mexican /American celebrity in the movies, before being the Rich Mexican American Celebrity in France married to an even richer motherfucker, still has her tits, CANCER hasn’t gnawed away at them yet, despite her age…so that’s a celebration….worth celebrating…

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