Bella Thorne is the Disney kid who had to break free from Disney to keep her influence on her fans as they outgrew Disney.

Too much was invested in her fanbase to let them run off and support other people and I guess the crackteam of Disney market researchers figured they’d pretend they dropped her, put her out to the world, let her become an influencer or social media personality who is in the mix with the other gutter social media people, only to do better than them, since she was on Disney first….

She’s transitioned that into being some kind of porn star who doesn’t do porn, but sells nudes, but doesn’t get nude, it’s really a fucking weird situation but she gets fucking paid.

I don’t find her hot, she’s a little clunky and her outfit reminds me of a Drag Queen show that I wouldn’t be jerking off to like an irresponsible parent taking his kid to storytime not realizing that the whole drag movement is adult content due to sexual themes….but when you have Disney kids selling non nudes as if they are nudes you gotta wonder if they really care about an 18+ to enter the strip club, or are they just trying to destroy a generation of young people with all that internet porn.

So yeah, she’s looking like a clunky drag queen, this isn’t hot to me, you can see her nipple barbell through her fetish gear, and it’s all pretty uneventful but better than nothing, I guess.

The good news is there’s a barely a nip slip circulating, so that’s something…not great, boring, played out, tired, exhausted, depressing, but STILL a nip slip on a DISNEY kid, that’s gotta count for something.

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