I like Christmas, probably more than any grown man should, I want to turn this site into a Christmas everyday site, because Christmas is the happiest time of year motherfuckers, it’s not weird to be into the spirit of joy to the world and good will towards men on the birth of the champion Jesus, fuck you for thinking it’s weird…

Every few years I’ll watch live action Grinch because why the fuck not, it’s a classic and I’ll see little Taylor Momsen crying about Christmas and I’ll say “what a sweet little girl, it’s too bad her family sold her to such a corrupt and horrible industry”.

Where is she now?

Then, in my drunken eggnog stupor. I’ll remember that little girl is Taylor Momsen, who despite being a child star who as a young adult had a bright career on a hit TV show, but decided that was lame…which I agree with….but she probably did it in a “FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD” way which is less funny…..

So she went onto attempt being an edgy rocker chick in an era where rock was dead, weird strategy, so that when she posts edgy rocker nude selfies that don’t show any tits or cunt, people will know she’s an edgy rocker….and not some coddled celebrity kid…

What I like about this is that her mattress is basically on the floor in some student looking crack den, instead of some mansion it should be in, because she was sold to the industry at a young age and should have a mansion, but that’s lame….it’s way cooler to self destruct and claim some authenticity instead….it’s all pretty contrived…

But what matters is she’s in a nude selfie…..whether it’s part of career suicide or not….it’s a nude selfie.

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