I don’t know much about Ballet, but I know that I’ve had or at least seen my fair share of Russian or Eastern European immigrants looking for a better life, stripping at some of the sketchiest and vile strip clubs I’ve been to, where they’ve busted out their communist block, trained from a young age to be a prima ballerina moves, before sucking dick for 30 dollars in the back room….and it’s been mind blowing….the dick sucking not the ballet…but the ballet makes the whoring a lot more fancy and luxurious…..you know like a high society dick suck in a place where you’d probably get AIDS off the seat if you didn’t already have aids…

So, yeah, ballet can be erotic, the ballet body of long and lean, the moves, the romanticism, the artistry, all wonderful….but I don’t know what makes a good Ballerina or not, I just know that Rick Schroder’s instagram influencer daughter is doing her version of ballet, slutty enough, because it ends with a handstand twerk….which I don’t think is industry standard in ballet….but it is something you’d probably want to use as a nutcracker….if you know what I mean and you know what I mean…it wasn’t that clever of a thing to say, but with my limited ballet knowledge, coupled with my laziness, it’s the best I have for you….

Hey look, it’s Silver Spoons’ daughter being sleazy.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Faith Schroder