At a certain age, the coy, attempt to be seductive and romantic in a photoshoot….the tease and the dramatics from a photoshoot just don’t hold any weight.

It’s like “why’s that old lady giving me sex eyes from across the bar, am I really going to have to fuck her”….only with more planning, curation, setting up a photoshoot, hiring the photographer, the make-up artist….making it even more creepy that the old lady behind the bar being the sexy minx she wished she was when she was younger and hotter…

It’s like, dude, showing your granny leg is only making me ask one simple questions….DO HER ANKLES HAVE AIDS TOO or is that just he EX husband?

Not that AIDS even exists, with the right medication cocktail it’s basically undetectable, a dream for all the people with AIDS who want to RAW dog in this HOOK UP CULTURE we live in….

What I am getting at is….if you’re old as shit, your nudes better be the tricks you’ve learned along the way, like how to put an orange pylon in her ass and pussy at the same time….or like how to take the biggest dildo available on the market…you know big pussy tricks that only old, well fucked, mom, with weak elasticity in the skin due to the aging process can pull off…

Either way, here’s some GLAM to start your week….pretty weak…

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