AnnaSophia Robb Bikini of the Day

2023

Mar

The number 1 search result for AnnaSophia Robb is hilarious to me, it’s “How did she lose her arm” before growing it back to play “Young Carrie Bradshaw” in the prequel to Sex and the City when she was a high school slut, not a NYC metropolitan slut…

The reason people ask that instead of “Why is her name not hyphenated, or two names, I mean why would they Merge the name Anna and Sophia into AnnaSophia, is it some sort of Catholic thing?”….

The reason people ask that is because she played Bethany Hamilton, a one armed surfer and child of god who was eaten by a shark and who just had her fourth child yesterday because you can apparently still take loads in your cunt when you’re armless.

The funny thing about people asking that to me is because I was gifted free tickets to the Bethany Hamilton Soul Surfer movie that they are referencing, probably a decade ago, by some big titty babe which made me feel like a winner because no one gifts me anything…..until sitting through the movie only to be inspired by AnnaSophia’s bikini body.

Well, clearly, all these years later, she still bikinis….and this is that.