Jessica Alba used to be one of the key players in the blog-o-shere, which was what they actually called the network of blogs, back before they had social media and the “manosphere”…..

When a bikini picture of her dropped, it’d go viral, people would be excited to see her on all fours from behind…it happened a lot and you’d get 100,000 people eagerly scrambling to see it.

Well, those days are done for us, but the time hasn’t been all that bad on Alba, sure she’s dumpy, she’s old as shit, her legs short and wide, the tits saggy, many kids later, but still worth staring at and not just because she’s a billionaire thanks to scamming on the internet with her lie of a brand….and not just because of her cellulite….but for the legacy, the memory of what was….that’s barely still here, but is a glimpse of what was, and in this era of low expectations, that’s enough!