Rita Ora posted up some beach pictures. She’s hardly half naked, despite it being a beach and everyone and their granny go to the beach basically half naked…all thonged up.

So Rita Ora, someone who has used her body as a marketing tool the last decade, about to hop onto some tour that is what I assume to be her last hurrah at making her popstar dreams come true since she’s an old married hag at this point….

Rita Ora, someone who has fucked all kinds of people, so many that letting a few more million see her naked wouldn’t really have any impact on anything….

Rita Ora, someone who has been in the gym trying to get her geriatric ass in shape so that she can handle touring and dancing on stage like she was still in her 20s….perfectly sculpted to be naked or near naked…..

Has decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach….maybe she’s scared of the sun and skin cancer, despite her olive, race ambiguous skin….

Anyway you look at it, it’s pretty tragic….she’s as young as she’s ever going to be and she’s not being exploitative, does she even know what ERA she’s in?

I guess she’s playing the “you CAN turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE”….modest is the hottest angle and in a generation of SO MANY SLUTS, we’re WAIST DEEP in sluts, like when the apartment flooded due to a sewage back-up, only it’s sluts instead of sewage….modest is the hottest….and I’m ready to get to a MUSLIM place where ankles get me hard and not because I’ve jerked off to every other body part and scenario and ankles are all I have left, but because girls stop being whores and ankles are all they give us!

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