Heidi Klum may be looking a little mangled in the face, she’s old as shit at this point and the fact that she’s still something probably has a lot to do with her tits, which are spilling out of her slutty old lady dress that you probably wouldn’t see at the old folks home, but if it did, there’d be a hell of a lot more old lady rapes at the old folks home being reported, not because they were asking for it based on their outfit choice, but because their outfit choices trigger animalistic instincts….even when dried up and menopausal…we’re men and can’t be expected to control ourselves…

She’s at CANNES because she’s rich and prestigious, she didn’t bring her hot busty eugenics daughter out with the awesome tits from what I’m seeing here, so we’ll stare at the mom tits in the meantime.

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